The Cuckoo Club
Swallow Street, London, W1B 4EZ
 
When Christian Slater is not flying one over the cuckoo's nest, a la Nicholson, he waltzes into 5000 square feet of delectable dissipation at Cuckoo's, attuning his eardrums to the rock hybrids blasting majestically out of speakers with sonic delights such as The Libertines and Kasabian spun together with sprinkles of The Rolling Stones for good measure.

Seduced further by resident Dom T`s smooth vibes, guests can head up from subterranean bliss to the ground floor restaurant only to savour head chef Andy Glover`s concoctions such as Beef Celeriac Dauphinoise or Chocolate Vinsanto Fondant.

Delightfully teasing the tongue, and not the wallet, Bar Manager Mark Fairweather and menu guru Jussi Willehard Kalmi make sure to engender mouth froth with ultimate thirst-quenchers such as "The Roadrunner"- a splash of Tequila, vanilla pods, Canadian maple syrup and free range egg white or the "Purple Lady"-a mélange of Tanqueray gin, Martini rose vermouth and orange bitters.

If purple ladies don't tickle your fancy then maybe ladies such as Jemma Kidd, Elle McPherson and Alice Temperley would as they diplomatically engage in their ambassadorial roles as high representatives of a salubrious membership committee. Jump into the fray iconoclasts such as Bryan Ferry, Patrick Cox, Freddy Windsor and Joseph Fiennes and the corps diplomatique is ready ! Interior décor firm BlackSheep scintillates mirrors, ebony stands, purple armchairs glittering under dazzling LED ceilings with violet lights. - Ozer - April 2006

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Had a reservation for dinner at 8pm on sat 12th Apr 2008 and when my overseas guest and i turned up at the door we were told sorry our table had to be given to a member. They were very rude and pompous and the only explanation they gave was tt that was there policy. What kind of policy is tt? They took my credit card details and told me if i didnt show i would be charged £20 a head for me and each of my guests! They offered me no help in finding an alternative venue for dinner which is almost impossible on a sat nite. I would not recommend anyone to visit this place to be treated so!

 
Reviewed by Den | City: London | Date: 16th April 2008 | Rating: Bad
 

Club is amazing, boys are hot, Dino is sweet!!!!! Best Club in London, you have to check it out......

 
Reviewed by Gabi | City: London | Date: 23rd December 2007 | Rating:
 

Great venue, bottle of champagne flying from all directions as wealthy patrons seems to be enjoying the party in true Cote d'Azur style. Very expensive to order magnums, but does it matter if one spends GBP 500 or GBP 5000 as long as the music is pumping and party is amazing? Not really... will definitely be back.

 
Reviewed by Jonas carp | City: Moscow | Date: 18th October 2006 | Rating: Good
 

Its _ok_. Full of blonde haired "city types" still in their suits attempting to dance. It tends to get better later on when only the hardcore are still around.

 
Reviewed by Dogzilla | City: London | Date: 13th September 2006 | Rating: OK
 

I love this place. It is so cool.The best place to have a good time in London.

 
Reviewed by Joanna | City: London | Date: 11th September 2006 | Rating: Excellent
 

The club just about lives up to the hype, although a few too many escorts for my liking. Beautifully decorated, music a little dodgy in parts but got away with it with some nice mashups for the last hour and drinks overpriced but where isn't? Club much better than the restaurant - where the service was obnoxious, rude and condescending.

 
Reviewed by Pk | City: London | Date: 19th June 2006 | Rating: Good
 

i love this place!!! it's definately the best club in london at the moment. it has amazing music and a really good atmosphere.

 
Reviewed by Isabelle | City: London | Date: 15th May 2006 | Rating: Excellent
 

Very good club. The latest place to be. Amazing music and girls. Tis is the HOT place of London at the minute and certainly excellent because of the door policy !

 
Reviewed by Olivier | City: London | Date: 13th May 2006 | Rating: Excellent
 

Love This club...i still can see and feel the decor...its the place to be its Hot

 
Reviewed by Helen | City: Richmond | Date: 10th May 2006 | Rating: Excellent
 

This place really is 'HOT' the crowd is fantastic, music is excellent, staff are attentive and the doormen are surprisingly pleasant....... what more do you want? Check it out.

 
Reviewed by James | City: London | Date: 23rd April 2006 | Rating: Excellent
 
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