I went on friday night as when walking past at opening time my friend, who i was down visiting, managed to get the door staff to let us in for free. once inside i found the place a bit stuffy and having staff pouncing on my empty bottle whenever i'd finished my drink (in an obvious attempt to get me up to the bar again) was just a bit rubbish really. the prices are ridiculous for drinks unless you are the kind of city flyer they're targetting so you can't blame them for that. I thought the DJ was sound and played some good tunes to keep me and my mates occupied till then end of the night. but having gone in there right from the start was a m-i-s-t-a-k-e in terms of checking the bank balance in the morning. Staff were questionable, even bought one a drink to try and get a smile out of him, but got nothing. It was a decent night, but won't go again.

After reading through the reviews i decided i had to write my own, first of all the bad reviews here surley came from peope who got refused entry or they dont have 2 pennies to rub together..If your looking for a local, cool friendly club with a good crowd selection then this is the place....rather than going to the west end, standing in long queues mingling with with anyone or even getting turned away from the door.....we have always been treated nicely and have left with a smile on our face....but if you are a cheap skate with no class look elsewhere........peace

excellent night,friendly staff, nice crowd with alot of good people, be warned though its not the cheapest so dont bother writing a bad review its not fair because it was one of the best nights for along time.. :-)

Its was well after midnight when we arrived. After the bouncers graciously allowed us to part with lots of our hard earned cash to enter the club, we found the place was filled with more security staff than clubbers. After our friend remortgaged his house to pay for a round of drinks (£5 for a lemonade btw!), we stood back and admired the empty dance floor and the many security staff protecting the sacred seated area. When people finally arrived, they were mostly the preppy sort out spending Daddy’s money. In all, we’d rate the staff as rude and arrogant, the drinks well over priced, the music dated and reparative and the decor strange. Obviously we won’t be returning!!!

After some bad comments about the place few months ago, I decided to check myself last week and I was surprised! The place is really nice with very good looking people! I'll probably be back there asap

This place changed a lot, it`s one of the best now, big opening event next Friday, lots of models, lingerie show, VIPs and all the good stuff! Guys dont come, more hotties for me!

I went there yesterday evening and what i can say is that : - i should have read the reviews before - the BAD ones are so TRUE , whereas i can imagine that only people affiliated to this club would be forced to write good reviews this place is complete RUBBISH : rough (even brutal) staff with the most despicable attitude, very second-rate people, everything was CHEAP , this club has definitely hit the bottom. do not go there if you do not want to lose your time and money

one of the worst nightspots in London, we had to wait an eternity to get inside, this was the all more ridiculous as inside it was almost empty. We were 7 and paid 500GBP for a table , they let the 5 of us enter and then 2 bully-faced guys who did not have the least ounce of intelligence and commercial savvy stopped the last 2 of us asking that we pay 15 gbp per person for entrance , they were total jokes! then inside very commercial music , staff more likely to come out of a penitentiary and loitering around with their torches like if they were controlling a border and who would get "nervous" very easily , not the kind of attitudes to give rise to good vibes to this place. Brutal staff , poor music, average entourage, bad vibes, no soul : NEVER GO THERE

ive been going to mamilanjis on and off for about two years now, and it is still one of those uncorrupted places! i would definately recomend it to anyon e who hasnt been. but i would say that if ur looking for a place to go for a completely crazy night out, go else where because its a club where you mingle. BUT when they close upstars, everybody rushes to the dancefloor. its a club for the young, ur surrounded by a decent crowd. u rarely c filthy old men perving on young girls. great place, great atmosphere and great crowd!

Went here for my sister's 21st and frankly for a good night out i wanted to spend my money but £20.00 for a drink and a round at £60-70 a go we would have ran out quicker than we wanted so we ended up moving on after 1/2 an hour, pretty dissapointed. I don't recommend this for a good night out otr even good music.

would like to say thanks to all the mamilanji staff......they always treat me and my guests well...been going there for 9 months now and always leave satisfied.....i my opion its one of the best clubs going just now with a great crowd selection and friendly security who keep the door tight from all the riff raff...thanks again guys see you soon

What a great night out concidering the day of the week. Me and my group (7 of us) went down on Wednesday 4 weeks ago expecting the night to be the same average night but noticed they changed the DJ to DJ Mr P who kept the whole crowd on their feet all night. We have been back every Wednesday sinse and have never been disappointed. Door staff can be a bit rude at times but once inside, It's soon forgotten through the general vibe that the club was producing. Mamilanji has always been a great club for me to visit and still is.

Great night out. quality tunes and great atmosphere. really friendly crowd.

I LOOOVE Mamilanjis, busting my moves with a bottle of becks with gigi on my left arm and a rugger ball under my right. Mamilanjis offers everything, beats, babes and i-beefa style DJs, believe me, I'd know. Thanks Mamilanjis, I owe you one.

This is the first time i've felt compelled to write on a comments board, but following the behaviour of the staff i thought i should. I have never seen a more unprofessional outfit , on the door they were rude and intimidating, once through the door the service of the hostess was shocking. However we thought this would pick once inisde and in fairness it did (a bit), until a friends wife twisted her ankle, the staff thinking she was a little worse for wear, put her in a head lock and dragged her out of the club. Even if she was worse for wear, in my book that's not the way to deal with your clientele, especially a girl. In Short certainly not a place i'd ever recommend, in fear of their safety, and a club i hope i never have the unfortunate circumstance of having to visit again.

In one word- RUBBISH. Pretty small place, crap music (think prep school disco), and too many sweaty 15-year olds. Entry is fairly cheap (usually a tenner) but don't bother queuing for it; worth it if you can get straight in, but go somewhere else (anywhere else!) if you have to queue. Seriously!

Expensive DRINKS, Expensive Door Entry but don't let that put you off the lads and i had a great night, hot chicks , good atmosphere, good looking staff and friendly bouncers ....... 5 star.

What can i say excellent place to host a birthday party , good service and the doormen there were the best ive ever met in london definatley a credit to the club will definatley become a member soon...........

Excellent club, good music, great crowd i had such a great night however the female door host has a very bad attitude not professional at all but all in all a great night .

Rubbish. Preppy crowd, overpriced drinks and substandard decor + terrible lighting. Not worth the £20 to get in or the £20 a drink required to make anything of the miserable surroundings.

I went in there last night for a quick drink to check the place out for possible future visits and despite the fact that we were two of five customers, we were asked to move from one of the many many empty tables because it was for reservations only. I asked were there any reservations and was informed no but they didn't want to have to clean the table. Expensive drinks, poky club despite being empty, flashy but generally unskilled barmen and ridiculous policies. Wont be wasting my time returning.

It's not a massive club infact its rather small however the atmosphere is good and the decor is tastfull even the toilets are nice. the staff are lovely and the door men and bouncers were very nice. drinks are the price you would expect to pay in London £5 for a smabuca champers starts at £80 although i didnt buy any form myself it was all bought for me. girls need not bother to get a table as the men are rather acomodating and let you rest your legs hehehehe. i would definmetly recomend it as the clientel are nice without being pervy definetly the people i would rather mix with and a nicer environment than the westend. try it out. xxxxxxxxx

Very cool night. Everything a club needs to be. The manageress Geeta is one to look out for! She has no idea how to run a club!!

If I were reviewing a lover, the relevant category would be: "Frankly my dear, I've had better." Yes, the venue was wall to wall totty, but when you're 5 foot four , the top floor is closed unconscionably early, and the result is enough people crammed onto the dance floor to break every known fire regulation, you don't stand much chance of checking out the martini people!

It was the shit, the girls, the luxurious look, the music all contrbuted to the best birthday iv ever had!

Amazing club I had the best night ever. Everybody is young, glamour and good looking but please keep the chavs, the essex girls and the old pervers away don't spoild the best club in chelsea.

Good club, Cheap entrance (£15), good priced drinks, best to get a table! a pretty good night if you live localy x

What a wicked club!!! had so much fun there the other night. Bouncers were very cool letting us sneak past queue. As its been said, great place to buy champers and get hammered. Good group of people and lots of fitties!!! Recommend it to anyone, but keep the chavs out!!

i had a fab night in here - they really go all out with fire-crackers in champagne bottles - very much a celebration to money. ace music too! very friendly people!! sophie

ive been 2 dis place a couple of times, and had one of the most memorable nights in dere dis year!! drinks a lil dear, but wot do u expect from a club in da middle of Londons most prestige road and postcode. The bouncers are kool and there's a feel good attitude about da place. Would recommend it 2 ne1 dat happens 2 be in chelsea or nearby

Its the deal.

Its a nice little place to visit if you live in Chelsea.

A pity if an Eton chap says it is cheap in Mamilanji. It is highly expensive. But then again, I have no problems with these prices at all! For such prices you expect a nice club. I'm willing to pay for good music, stylish visitors, beautiful atmosphere, nice interior design and good service. This certainly goes for the music and the interior design! That's simply good. Pity though that the service and some visitors don't make Mamilanji the best club of Chelsea. Because I am Dutch, I recommend The Supperclub and Jimmy Woo's in Amsterdam. Now THERE you can find good service and visitors who are not underaged. Same with some other clubs in Chelsea.

Friendly people (Bouncers were not nearly as terrifying as others have said). Unfortunately there were a range of underaged kids who were rather loud, annoying and stuck up (confused as to why). On the whole an ok club... nothing to write home about.

what a fantastic club. the music is amazing - its so trendy playing techno and dance as well as the bog standard rnb. cheap drinks on monday and tuesdays make the trip more than worthwhile. its a great place to waste money on champers and vodka cos you feel great drinking it there! Great decor and of course there are a lot of fitties!!!!!!

Fantastic club, great music to dance to all night long! Beautiful people and loads of attractive men :-) Staff is extremely friendly and attentive. Don't go there on Wednesdays, it's empty. Thursdays are packed though! If you wanna dance and have fun and great drinks, that's the place to go to!

I was advised to go 2 this club for my birthday on saturday as the drinks I was informed were not to expensive and the music was a mixture. No problems getting in, however, the drinks were expensive. As for the music the singer in the bar was good very entertaining but that's about it, when you go downstairs all the dj played was dance music I asked him to mix the music up he replied by saying oh don't worry I will. half hr later same music I asked the staff 3 times why is he still playing dance music they said that the will ask him to mix it up 1hr later same music. Now I like dance music but not through the whole night its to much. we left at 1.30am on a saturday night. Only go here unless you want to say you went to a club in kings road if its to say you have been to kings road then go during the day and shop because believe me you will get more pleasure with the goodies you buy. The staff had good manners and were friendly the club is pretty inside but not as big as you're led to believe. However, for me music makes a club and the music ruined my birthday party and I will never go back again unless they change.

Mamilanji, ahh the memories, so many nights, so many girls, so much booze...truly the best club in london. Whether you are hobnobbing with the gentry in the alcoves, or strutting your stuff to the best music in town on the dancefloor you are always guaranteed a great night. "Big night......orrr, yes!"

Excellent night! Great decor, good mix of people and the Indian drums by the dance floor were a nice touch, friendly dj and friendly bar staff. Perfect.

Nice interior, friendly crowed, at moments very good music, got in without having to queue on a Saturday night, had a good time, will certainly go again. A must for anyone living in Chelsea or Fulham and looking for a great night out without having to travel to Central London / West End. E.g., after a few drinks in Babushka in King's Road, M is the place to go

great place to go, with a good crowd, only bad thing is that the door staff do not have a clue on wat they are doing! sorry mamilanji's but u need to hire some door staff who havent just hitched a ride from eastern europe holding on to the undercarridge of a lorry! but apart from that, i would highly recomend mamilanjis to anyone who hasnt been before! thumb's up for me!

amazing brilliant night. music was awsome and atmosphere was brilliant

I went down to Mamilanji on a Friday night, which I heard was the best night to go...Had a brilliant time..The staff who I cam across were charming and the Host/Organiser: Charlie Gilkes, was gorgeous and utterly charming! Good music, delicious cocktails and a generally fatastic evening!

We had booked half the VIP section, the guest lists were a joke, the door staff was rude and half our people didn't get in due to them closing the doors at midnight. Avoid this place like the plague. Never again.

What a dump, such high expectations and what a let down. Aggressive door staff, possibly the worst bar tenders in London.. please get them trained. Music ok but not really happening. Guys, you got a great location, you must get it right now or you wont be there for long.

Had a great night! Music, drinks and the people were fantastic. Even though the place was heaving, the staff were really friendly and attentive. The manager/owner Geeta Dutt was so accomodating and pleasant. I hear this place is popular with celebs, royalty and the hip London crowd and I can see why. Highly recommended.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but some of the comments here are truely misleading. Great location, but thats about it.

Legendary! Absolutely love it, best place to go for a night out in Londres. Those who don't like it are clearly social rejects or alternatively not sloanes, who (caroline) are the best! P.S. Caroline go back there and call yourself caz it might bode well, make an effort, and at least pretend you went to public school!!!

If you enjoy poncing around and talking about the three valleys this is the place for you. Personally I had no gripe with the staff in general, only with the suitably threatening, ear-pieced security men, who strut around manhandling people and barking orders in broken Eastern-European English. The drinks are expensive, but then I expected nothing different. The top floor bar, which on the evening I went everybody seemed to be clambering to get into, was a letdown. If you are trying to leave your school days behind you don’t go; every third face is a new friend of an old friend, or has slept with your sister. A couple of fights broke out while I was there – presumably just altercations about trust funds and hunting rights. It is essentially an elitist establishment, a preserve of the rich and their spongers. The fact that clubs like this keep cropping up is a damming indictment of the eradication of class barriers in Britain. Though one suspects it has more to do with the money of its Euro-trash clients, trying desperately to mingle with, and emulate, the British upper class, that makes this club financially viable. Avoid it like cancer.

I had such high expectations about this place - can easily say i will never be returning - over priced drinks, slow service, full of sloaney teenyboppers paying on daddy's credit card. The whole entry system is a joke - you have to be on the list to get in but the list shuts at 11. A real disappointment i'm afraid to say - would love to be proved wrong but noone wants to go there anymore.

Fantastic set up with friendly staff and stunning decor, but unfortunately full of toffs and gold digging pretentious women. Banter in the ladies was along the lines of 'we just find a table with rich looking men, sit down, drink their champagne and make them feel special for a bit and then leave'. Says it all really.

Good place, great staff, okay music, good drink prices.

Fantastic place, great staff and great prices for drinks compaired to other places wine starts at £4 a glass and cocktails from £7. Its the place to entaintain clients or for people that don't want to socialize with west end crowd. Its a members bar and entry is only through been a member or a friend of member so no rife rafe. Any one who as given this a bad review is either jealous or did not get in. Age in the club varies from 20's to 50's and their is a live music bar on the top floor for those that don't like dance/pop music in the club. The place to be in london if you've had enough of the west end meat market.

Hosted two private parties there, great service, free drink and great stories from Geeta! Staff were all new, but now know to pour my drink before I order! (maybe there too much!) I know they were a bit swamped as only opened this summer - and it went mad in there. Age limit was 18 now up to 21. Also once the membership is full it will be truly members only as building regular local crowd, not west end over flow.

This place is great! It`s members only, so you need to be a member or friend of a member to get in... you won`t be disapointed once you get in... you will find attractive girls, friendly people, good selection of house and pop tunes downstairs.. live piano or guitar singing oldies upstairs. You can`t really say anything bad about this place.. unless your jealous that you can`t get in!

I have never been son apaulled with a venue as I have this one. The guestlist system should be renamed "welcome all 16 year olds and everyont esle before 8.30". Although I have never known a 16yr old to be able to afford a single drink in a place as expensive as this. Go and try this place out for yourself - I went because there was a "private party". Private my arse. Lets hope the organisers of that party will find out that thier guests were never let in and that the police find out that this club hire bouncers that do not know what the words "Can I see your ID please" mean. This place is atrocious.

Not worth the time - rude staff, expensive, very second rate and full of equally second rate people. A wasted evening - will not be repeating the experience !

Quite possibly the worst place to throw a party. I have never come across such rude staff & aggressive bouncers and the manager (Gita Dutt) is without a doubt the most unpleasant person you will ever have to deal with in your life. The room upstairs is good but I guarantee you it's not worth it in a million years

Interior is quite pretty, on clientele there's this weird gap between gorgeous