I'm a girl in her early 20s and I decided last minute to come here to celebrate my friends birthday. I heard that it was a pretentious club which is what I expected because it's been hailed an "exclusive members" club, which isn't really, anybody can get in. The cocktails were amazing and the bar staff were lovely. All of them were men which was a bonus, a few of them were quite cute and probably our age! There was a mix of ethnicities, but I have to admit that a majority of the crowd were mainly rich men. It was a beautiful place but nothing special. I was most impressed with the cocktails. I would like to comment the lady at the front with the guestlist looked very old. They might want to replace her with a fresher person. Other than that, it was a great night, but think I'll leave it to one visit, definitely best for a more mature person!

woooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...what a club!!!!! the beats just keep on pumping!

I must say, i along with many of my friends had an excellent time in Crystal and got treated very well and look after d. However, i must agree,the service was slightly slow and it took several minutes before we got our drinks brought to our table. I also found,the security were rather rude to other party goers and behaved as though they owned the club! Nevertheless,the place was full of happy and energetic party goers, who were there to have a good time. The decor was everything you could expect from one of the exclusive clubs in London.

Why is this place getting such rave reviews. Waiting for half an hour is a disgrace, let alone the service once your in. The first time I went was disappointing. Firstly the bouncers refused my male friend entry because in my party there wasone more male to females. Luckily a well known member arrived who happened to be a friend of mine too! Suddenly the bouncers cordially forgot what they had said previously when questioned and allowed my friend to join us. Unfortunately it got worse from there on; the bar staff took 45 mins to serve us and then over charged us by £65.00. When I did the Maths I was told I was incorrect and my money would not be refunded or kept in lieu of second round of drinks & if I didn't stop I would be forced to leave. It took my member friend to happily set them straight & to have my money set aside for more drinks. After this, I said I would never go again, however I was convinced second time lucky. This time was worse, after paying the normal price for a table for 6 of us, I was told after twenty mins I would have to get up as a higher paying client had arrived. So again I demanded either a new table or my money back. This time I had no member friend to help me out, and ohhh didn't it show! I was this time taken aside by a handsome promoter explaining I was creating a fuss and would not be allowed in again. I wasn't worried about the threat infact I feel quite fortunate to have had this proposition made, however I wasn't going without signs of my money back. (I thought I had been already charged) After an hour of speaking to various people I was told out of goodwill they wouldn't take a payment from my card. Luckily no payment was taken for the table my friends and I never sat at; and I have promised I will never set into Crystal again.

had an amazing night, everyone was lovely except for the corrupt doormen who made me and my girlfriends wait for half an hour while they were taking bribes from people dressed like shit, other than that it was fantastic, loved the bartenders they'r amazing to watch, the music was amazing and the place just looked sooo sexy, defiinately one of the best clubs in london

I REALLY Love this club. Everytime I have been the staff have been great. Great Music, and not as Pretentious as other west end night club. Everyone there is there to have fun, and not flash around there cash!!! Great Club!!!

Crystal by itself is good,nice deco, nice music, but security - the most rude i have ever met! Go and learn behaviour!

i like this club even lebanon dubai and st.tropez

Best club ive been too yet, had lots of amazing fun nights with the girls, doormen are nice - people in the club are a good crowd - all of you who are saying its no good you obviously don't know your stuff!

Full of pretentious, rude and arrogant people, they looked good, but at the end of the day lycra is still lycra no matter how much you pay for it. The DJ was terrible, played mainstream chart music badly mixed, he played some pumping beats then dropped you like a hot potato to literally 10 seconds of silence before playing somene quite sedate, an unpleasant rollercoaster of dance. I asked for a scotch and the barman poured JD (bourbon), I would have thought at the prices they charge the staff would know their drinks a bit better. On the plus side the decor's alright and the toilets were always stocked with loo roll, which helped as I took several trips there to try to get away from the dire atmosphere. I'm glad we didn't pay the extortionate price for a table, but only slipped the corrupt doorman a wad of cash to ensure entry.

I have never experienced anything like it. Crystal is by far one of the best clubs i have been to. As as sson as you walk down the stairs the pumping beats and the array of lights take over you to create an atmosphere that is second to none. Wednesday and Saturday nights are a must. If you wanna party in style cryssie is the one!!

amazing club ....one of the best in london,where do the photos they take end up

crystal is the best club in london, i went to movida, chianwhite... i often go to crystal n music is still the best with the best dj, the best bartenders, best staff... i will often come back in that club who's simply the best club around london... see u soon .

Our names were on the guestlist so we walked straight in. The music was good, and that i can't fault, but this happy fact was ruined by the fact that there was nowhere proper to dance; think i only managed to dance to a couple of songs at the end of the night. as a single girl on the town i was really disappointed by the male talent - too much hair gel and sunbed abuse for my liking... same applied to most of the girls too. the club's ok if you want a standard 'look how trendy i am' night ... but i'd advise going somewhere else if you're looking for something more individual.

i have been to many lovely fun clubs in london, this is probaby the worst ive ever been to...the poeple were an absolute disgrace "rude boy" men...swearing there was no class it was a complete shambles and cheap nite out...mind u it did suit the halloween theme of the nite...if u want a good nite out do not be going to this i promise u will waste ur time....luv lyns xx

Amazing club, i went there for frd's visiting. We booked a area and spent 23K that night, Best DJ and Best lighting !

best club in uk, best looking girls ,

Went here for the London club awards after party and it was amazing the music was banging and the atmosphere was just brillaint couldn't have asked for a better night

This Club is excellent.... It's crystal!!!!!!!!!

Went wednesday for private party with 5 other friends and we were shocked at how dissorganised this club is. As professional models we have been to most london clubs and here the staff were awful. On the door we were kept waiting, even though our names were clearly visable on the guestlist and there is not a real dance area you have to find somewhere thats not populated by tables. The club needs a serious shake up if it wants to stand out from places like Movida, Boujis, Boutique 60, and needs to find its own niche. Other clients feel the same when chatting outside. It def wasn't worth the £850 we spent each.

Best club in london.... have had some really good nights there!!

I went to this club with Candian friends that i had known for many years. I had arranged a table which I was prepared to pay for through the nose which was not a problem as they were close friends of mine. During the night black people which i did not know started surrounding my table. they went on to help themselves to m drinks. when i protested to what they were doing one of them told me they were a majority share holder of the club. He told me to go stand over by he edge of the table which i completly ignored. I was completly shell shocked when door men started to approach my table. I gave him my parting words and left without paying a dime and without being shamed by being escorted out. If you are a self respecting person i would stay well clear of this place and the ego's that go with it. My Canadian friends were just as shocked as I was.

Best club in London!!!! Where does the pictures that they take end up?? Do they have a homepage?

Had an amazing night on saturday. Definately the best club in the bling stakes. DJ played uplifting house and minimal R&B. The club was rammed and the whole place was rocking. Don't go if you are not going to dance. It will be noticeable in a place like this.

The place has become much more lively then it was at its opening not so long ago. Very "bouncy" with people obviously enjoying themselves, and, it being popular with Arabs, spontaneous and outgoing, and not at all arrogant. Often a club we go to at 2pm when some other place let us down.

best club in london with best people

Went on a wednesday... All i can say is........ SHOWBIZ.. see u on the dancefloor next week

It's similar to the one we have in Lebanon... The music is much better than other nightclubs...

THE BEST CLUB EVER. bartenders are jokers, floor staff are party animals, everything about the place is amazing, people dancing on tables, glass platforms. excellent music, the best night club experience n e 1 cud ever have. the girls are the sexiest in london. if uv had a bad experience there than its jus bad luck. try again n see how amaing it really is

the club was ok not what i had exspected the door staff were ok the lighting was fantastic just weird there not to be a dance floor other than that a really good night i would def recommend it as a must go

As if Crystal Beirut wasnt fun enough.....Crystal London is even better!! The music is dancy dancy the crowd is good looking the service is quick.... Crystal is really ots and lots and lots of elegant fun!

This club is amazing!!! i 've been going since january and it just gets better and better..staff great,crowd fab everyone just wants to party..So there's no dance floor who needs one? these cool clubbers use the tables ,sofa's whatever! i love this place thurs,fri,and saturdays all nights a must! Oh and the music's the best in london,(DJ Luma u rock! please make up a cd!) See you there! ...x

Hey went to cryastal last wednesday it was good but wasnt packed i thought it would be. The music was om but need to play a better like more r&b staff were cool and nice. Had to wait 2hrs in line cant really dance to many tables it should be a resturant instead soz crystal your RUBBISH!!!!

Another wednesday nite there & what can i say - it may not be the most packed place on a wed but crystal is somewhere special, all the staff r amazing and not 2 forget ava in the toilets ( u do a great job). yes the music can get a bit cheesey sometimes, but come on - who does'nt like a bit of cheese!!!!!!!!!!! have been going since jan and will be def returning! hands up for crystals!

bouncers are nice (i guess since i went with all girls), doorman is hot (on wednesday), bartenders are really funny and nice as well (got few free shots).. but wednesday is not as packed as it should have been.. i suggest thursdays at crystal.. even though i am a female, i have to admit that the girls there are wayyy more better looking than the males.. oh and the DJs are nice except they neeed to play better music

i went to crystal in beirt but i never see a club like rystal in london its better than clubs in saint tropez and marbeila amazing and tables were cheap

Went to private party there this week which was fantastic. All of the staff were very helpful, waiters attentive, great music: no specific dance floor but lots of places to dance around. Great atmosphere and stunning interior. Best club i have been to in London.

went there on a thursday a while ago.. everything was amazing but then i think the djs changed because the music went from being House to some kind of disguisting reggae/1990s hip-hop. very cheesy. apart from that everything else was superb. maybe that was just a one off?

What a club!! Amazing..i loved it..just like the one in Beirut..by far the best club in london...

I absolutely loved this place, the crowd was live, the tunes were heavy, didnt even have to waite at the door cos we knew one of the bouncers, (LOL). We had a table, although I must admit it was packed out to the max!!! The decor was trendy...excellent i love it definately going back der again on friday!!!

I disagree with Coco. The club is amazing. Each and every night they are packed with the best looking crowd in London thanks to one of the worlds most exclusive party promoters being the man behind the club. They dont want a Sloaney Crowd - thats for the Kings Road. They want the jet set, euro set - this is the only club bar Tramp that attracts a Nikki Beach, Caves de roi or Jimmyz crowd in London. ibiza meets St Tropez. Well done to the Directors!

Doormen made us wait outside for 1 hour even though a friend had 3 tables booked. The people in front were waiting for 2hrs. It was a Saturday night and the place was full but its a tables only club, there was no real dance area-only the tabletops. Music left something to be desired. Definitely does not attract the sloaney crowd it seeks to.