Boy what can I say trust me nothing good I would advise any1 considering going to this "club" to avoid it like it was the black plague , I never new bouncers came with such bad manners, form having my bits grouped as I stepped through the door I always understood that they were there to help (NoT) I was charged a score to get into this sweat box ( I sure that would be a the health and safety matter for someone to look at ?). Not a great crowed I'm sure I saw my little sister in there drinks were way over priced and the music please don't let me start.
Reviewed by Max | City: London | Date: 21st October 2007 | Rating: Bad
Was there on saturday night, cost like £15 to get in!!! Was a 100 degres up in there, and the drinks were expensive. £8.50 for a double JD an coke £4.50 for a single. The one thing that was good was the music, loved every bit of it especially the garage seession!
Reviewed by Unkown | City: London | Date: 22nd July 2007 | Rating: Good
I could accept the expensive drinks and cheap decor...but certinly not the attitude, it was nothing short of rude and abusive.
There are too many clubs out there nowdays, to be treated with no respect and nade to feel 2nd class (four of us spent £400 in 2 hours!) After all its us who pay their wages!!! Sadly I have to say this was the worst place I've been too for a very long time. They will either have to join the 21st century or will die like the dinosures they are...
Reviewed by josh | City: Kensington, london | Date: 1st March 2007 | Rating: Bad
went to cougars on staurday night. heard it was a good place, which it is
(musicwise) ONCE you get inside. However the waiting to get inside bit was ridiculus. They made us queue up outside for one hour and kept making the guest list queue change sides 3 times. The drinks are very expensive and believe me the air con system is wacked. But like i said the music was great. treatros is great for rnb on a friday.
Reviewed by Priya | City: Barnet | Date: 25th February 2007 | Rating: OK
this was the worst club i've even been to, for gods sake turn the a/c on and the drinks were really expensive and there were not enough decent guys to buy them for u, there is so much music out there, you'd think these djs were stuck in 2006, wouldn't recommend it!
Reviewed by Izzie | City: London | Date: 11th January 2007 | Rating: Bad
best club ive been to for a long time loads of fine ladies and a good crowd not like when it was brownes
Reviewed by Mike | City: London | Date: 24th November 2006 | Rating:
I used to go to Browns way back in 1997, and have not been since, all I can say, it was a fantastic club to go to, really fashionable ,friendly faces, from reading the reviews now it seems its gone all downhill????
Reviewed by Ilius | City: Coventry | Date: 18th November 2006 | Rating: Excellent
oiii blaaaad, brownz iz bigggg, u need 2 check it out...bare sexy girlz 4 me and da girlz i went wid woz feelin all da manz there, muzik woz heavy, staff woz wickid, drinks woz cheap, atmosphere woz heaaavy. oi dis place iz da place 2 b on a saturday
Reviewed by Mac d | City: Da ghetto | Date: 19th August 2006 | Rating: Excellent
i attended the club on a sat nite and it was packed. literally you culd not move, i culdnt even find the dance floor because it was that packed. the a/c needs sorting out and i fink they shuld chek IDs. let any1 in these days. the bar is also really expensive, seeing the atmosphere is shit!
Reviewed by Emily | City: London | Date: 18th June 2006 | Rating: Bad
Now im a london girl and i love a good night out but Browns was awful! went on a few saturday nights...no air con, no hot guys, couple of people who appeared to be international drug and arms dealers but apart from that...tacky essexites and wannabe paparazzi girls...no fun!
Reviewed by D | City: London | Date: 30th May 2006 | Rating: Bad
Yeah i had a good night at browns, way too hot on the dance floor tho - need some air con!! Got a question, we had some photos taken that night by a photographer in there, does anyone know how you view them? xxxxx
Reviewed by Sara shackleton | City: South west london | Date: 23rd April 2006 | Rating: Good
Browns used to be a glamorous and highly recommended club years back. After visiting the club one recent Saturday night for a friends birthday I was absolutely stunned by the clubs degradation . When you pay 15 pound to get in and pay on average 8 pound a drink you expect to get something in return, however the service was slow and rude, the DJs found it hard to mix, let alone play any recent tunes and the clientelle now seems to largely consist of groups of young asian lads "following the leader" and thinkin their bad! And where the hell were all the glamorous gals like back in the day. The only thing that aint changed in this place is the red decor and wack air conditioning. Maybe its different other nights, but I would never reccommend a Saturday night even if you are 15 years old and dont mind spending your whole weeks wages. Thers so many better places to go seriously!
Reviewed by Burnard | City: Se london | Date: 23rd April 2006 | Rating: Bad
the music was good i got there around 1pm but it got so cramped and there is only one air conditioning unit on the dance floor (not good when your goes frizzy)!! But it started to get empty around 4pm so could breathe again, so that was the only down fall!
Reviewed by Jodie | City: London | Date: 13th April 2006 | Rating: OK
not bad.bit of a mission to get to from leicester square.the music was cool until about 3 oclock which was a shame but i was very disappointed in the size of the club-and i payed £15 to get in!drinks were fine but certainly not my favourite london club, lets be real...
Reviewed by Jb | City: Croydon | Date: 4th March 2006 | Rating: OK
Been here a couple of times...the crowd is alrite and the music is bashy. However, they need to do something about the A/C cos boy afta a dance or two i'm feeling like i'm in Africa...and then by the time you stumble to the bar...well be prepared to burn a hole in your bank account! Otherwise its heavy...even better if you got a man to go with but if not...there are nuff money making guys up in there, whether ligit or not
Reviewed by L | City: London | Date: 28th February 2006 | Rating: Good
Venue was okay and just that! Nothing special really. But was chocked to see all this KIDS there, like it was Michael Jacksons birthday and R. Kelly singing! What the #%& was the age limit.. 12 years old? Discrimination as females ONLY were treated with "respect". Went for my friends birthday and had to cue up for to long almost catching ammoniak. With this clientele BROWNS is going DOWN!! Not recommended!!
Reviewed by Faizal bin laden | City: London | Date: 26th February 2006 | Rating: Poor
I went to browns last night (saturday) and was very very disapointed. The place was over crowded and full of trashy girls with attitude. I was under the impression that this club was supposed to be exlusive and the standards were high.....obviously not as any old rif raf was allowed in! Whats the age limit again.....14?? I was there for a friends birthday but will DEFINATELY NOT BE GOING TO BROWNS AGAIN. VERY OVER RATED.
Reviewed by Missy | City: London | Date: 26th February 2006 | Rating: Poor
I visited Brown's alone one Friday night after being invited by an associate of mine. I quite liked the setting and thought that it could be an initimate place if the oppertunity presented itself. However the crowd was mixed with J-lo wanna B's and i wish i were black syndrome. The musci on the other hand was fantastic apart from Dj's playing the same tune on a different set. that was a bit of a pain especially if you don't like the song. In addition the BOUNCERS AT THE CLUB KEPT TAKING unautherised pictures of me stating that they would be placed on the clubs website. I have not seen it since that night let alone the supposed website. Only one of the bouncers out of the four I had seen in passing flashes of cameras, only one asked for my permission to be photographed. Very shifty ladies be careful out there. I have not been back since. I now embrace clubs such as 10 Rooms, Tokyo joes, Tigger Tigger,Pop and carling academy,Heaven, scala,liquid,Bar Latina, Eros-choice Fm. and many more for my eclectic taste. TA TA until outr nxt encounter @Browns xx PINKIE XX
Reviewed by Pinkie | City: London | Date: 22nd February 2006 | Rating: Good
I was expecting Browns to be really good on new years eve considering the amount i paid to get in. I was v disapointed you couldnt move and the place was full of trashy girls. I go to the Roof Gardens alot and i thought it was going to be similar to that but it wasnt
The bar was so expensive, at least when you ask for drinks in other places that are expensive they give you the correct drink but i received the wrong drink twice and the bar man was very rude when i told him
I wont be going back here i thought it was a waste of money and time i wish i had stayed in on New Years Eve!!! Sorry but its true
Reviewed by Laura | City: Woking | Date: 12th January 2006 | Rating: Bad
To me browns was hot!u rarely find places u can chill and mingle if u knw
what mean, the guys were not all that but everything else was happening...
got to shake my booty and shxt....it was tight going there again soon.....
Reviewed by Words | City: London | Date: 2nd January 2006 | Rating: Excellent
did anybody go to browns, sunday just gone which was the 11th december
Reviewed by Susie | City: London | Date: 15th December 2005 | Rating:
good music and a great crowd on friday.
john
Reviewed by John | City: London | Date: 12th November 2005 | Rating: Good
well...i didnt really wan2 go browns afta i had read sum of da reviews..but i went on a thursday which was an arab night...and i had SOOOOO much fun...da atmosphere was brilliant and da people wer soo friendly n nice...i didnt want 2 leave!!! deffo b der dis thursday agen!!!
Reviewed by Lara | City: West london | Date: 16th September 2005 | Rating: Excellent
okay well as for important people its not time square during a trl screening but the atmosphere is electric and the girls are static (literally they don't move). Considering a shisha is $50 that option is thrown out the window as its double what I would even contemplate paying. And the nattering about exspensive drinks is baffling, most of these reviewees are used to smoking shisha in their kitchen on a saturday night with cheb khaled album playing on loop.. ALL decent clubs have an exspensive bar, you don't go to a pub in london and leave a complaint about the ensuing open door urination policy in the toilet.. its just custom. Overall its a very nice club/bar to chill out at, not particularly student friendly, its the sort of place I will be attending when i'm say 26. If your thinking why, its 'cos i may actually have enough facial hair to actually get in, and lets not forget also 'fit' in. Friendly staff ect, and the music that was repeated was good enough to be repeated so pay no attention to those sort of complaints. Its good a club pays attention to the requests of guests (i.e me persistently asking for reloads).
Reviewed by Bob | City: Bob | Date: 31st August 2005 | Rating: OK
the atmosphere was okay but the music was not happening becoz they were repeating the tracks like theres no tomorrow and also the drinks were a bit expensive.
Reviewed by Husna | City: London | Date: 27th June 2005 | Rating: OK
i went there with some friends..pretty expensive drinks..but thats all right...the dj was fine but he was playing the same tunes all night...come on man...
Reviewed by Ann | City: London | Date: 20th June 2005 | Rating: OK
Good atmosphere but the dj was playing the same tunes twice. There's too much good music out there to do that.
Reviewed by Jay | City: | Date: 5th February 2005 | Rating: Good
Did get a little over crowded but upart from that, Beautiful girls everywhere and we had a great time.
Reviewed by Jonny | City: London | Date: 3rd February 2005 | Rating: Excellent
thought this place was ok bt wasnt the best night ever.. gunna stick to funky buddah from now on i think.. much more my kinda ppl and place
Reviewed by Jodie marsh (not the jodie marsh!) | City: London | Date: 11th January 2005 | Rating: Bad
The highlight of the night was meeting somebody whose second cousin in New York once worked in same studio that Michael Jackson recorded the song 'Human Nature' during the Thriller recording Sessions back in the early 80s. Rumour also had it that Madonna's cleaner was in the building! As the news of these special guests spread around the club the staff were getting very excited that they were still attracting such important people.
Reviewed by Sebastian | City: London | Date: 7th December 2004 | Rating: Poor
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